Thursday, December 6, 2012

If You Are Unhappy
 
 
 
Once upon a time, there was a nonconforming sparrow who decided not to fly south for the winter.
However, soon the weather turned so cold that he reluctantly started to fly south. In a short time, ice began to form on his wings and he fell to earth in a barnyard, almost frozen. A cow passed by and crapped on the little sparrow. The sparrow thought this was the end and started saying his prayers. But the manure warmed him and defrosted his wings. Warm and happy, able to breathe, he started to sing. :) 
Just then a large cat came by and hearing the chirping, investigated the sounds.
The Cat cleared away the manure, discovered the sparrow and promptly ate him. :(
The Moral of the story:
1. Everyone who craps on you is not necessarily your enemy.
2. Everyone who gets you out of shit is not necessarily your friend.
3. And if you're warm and happy in a pile of shit, keep your mouth shut!
 


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